Fetch Me a Beer!
A man comes
home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on
the couch in front of the television, and tells his
wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The
wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes
later, he says, “Get me another beer before it
starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another beer
and slams it down next to him. He finishes
that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get
me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.”
The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is
that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and
sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy,
drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ...” The
man sighs and says, “It’s started ...”
